Friday, January 29

PRO

Monday, January 25

ass

someone : when i back u fuck my ass ok?
guess who? i don't know who!
-longkachia

Wednesday, January 13

vans

suddenly two adb members terknock their head,
ganicboo and longkachia suddenly have a crazy idea,
which is...
OPEN THE FIRST VANS STORE IN MALAYSIA.
-longkachia

Tuesday, January 12

VIP

KLIA

February 25, 2010.
2.10am

Who is coming this time?
gu niang...

Wednesday, January 6

Inside Joke

What is the biggest car in Malaysia?
Kancil.
Why?
Because it can fit a BMX inside.

Monday, January 4

fa hiao

有个女生呢,
在我们挑逗她的时候,
她就扮赌懒,
过后呢,
就一直缠着我们,
好像很想要酱。
哈哈哈

Sunday, January 3

Wish MX's mum well.

Dear MX,
Wish your mum a speedy recovery.
ADB are always behind your back supporting you.

Love,
ADB.

Saturday, January 2

怎样死?

大家很像知道 ADB 的成员是怎样死的吗?
好奇叻。。。

#8: Ganic Boo
故意放屁给一个印度人后笑他,结果被打死

#7 Gab
因为习惯迟到的关系没被砍死,但在全部人死后太过寂寞又不想孤独终老而烧兴华自焚死

#6 Longkachia
很多人 call 他要警告他印度人在乱砍人所以不要来,但是人家打了几百次电话却没听,结果一到就给印度人砍死

#5 Can Can
看到 Ganic 被打后挺胸而出,就大大粒 hoot 印度人的头到 pok pok 声,事实上只是一半(pok 一声only) 结果印度人拿 parang 喊一声就心脏病发作死

#4 hp
在另外一个地方等 ADB members,但是不知道他们出事,以为他们又放飞机,大声喊了一下
“每次都酱,每天都酱,每年都酱” 后,扫 corner 被 buang 死

#3 MX
做 Jimmy 的 Motor 被 hp 撞,结果也被 buang,跟 hp 在空中旋转 720度后,跌下来全身骨头断而死,手上还拿着2012 DVD
(Jimmy 没事)

#2 Ah Man
要等到 6am 开门,疲劳过渡死

#1 hotdog
整生人最开心的一天,因为可以一次过来完 ADB 的葬礼,汽油省到爆!
结果在 Federal Hwy 迷路撞上 KTM kui道被火车撞成一 lok sausage 而死




Friday, January 1

pcb!

到底是 ADB 节目多呢?
还是我一个人孤单。
PCB!